Wanted: Frog Companion

Having unique powers of interspecies observation and communication I offer the following from and about my resident frog, Fuzzy.

In addition to divining what he says he needs, I can attest to his being of sound fitness and mind.

And being one of my best tenants, I can assure you that he is respectful and pays on time.

So here is the Craig’s List Ad, under For Frog’s Only:

Wanted

One female frog for long term relationship with male frog offering same. Being solidly a frog’s frog those of LGBTF persuasions need not apply. Also, he much prefers frogs to toads: it’s all about the eyes says he.

Cool and comfortable year-round residence is included. [See portal entrance in the accompanying image]. The surroundings are pastoral and offer all amenities, including a generous menu of bugs and insects there for the taking. Seasonal rains have been creating – within hopping distance -nice pools of cool, clean water and bog. Opportunity for nightly romantic interludes under the stars and moonlight are also a big plus. Critically, the landlord respects privacy big time.

Fuzzy’s long term goal is to start a family. His abode can easily be reconfigured from a slightly disheveled bachelor pad. The landlord has promised no increase in rent: prompt-paying tenants like Fuzzy are hard to find.

One caution is mentioned: the Fuzzer, as his pals refer to him, really belts out his croaks or ribbits in frogtalk. The successful candidate must be willing to comfortably embrace this confirmation of his masculinity, and Fuzzy too.
Interested candidates may reply to Fuzzer@DeskToDirt.com.

All serious enquiries will be considered; each will eventually receive a casual full-body image taken of Fuzzy on a nocturnal walk.
[P.S. We haven’t included that picture now since MFFF* doesn’t want to be pursued only for his looks: He is much much more than bug-eyed candy.]
[* My Favorite Frog Forever.]